I tried I really tried: Go-Go the backyardigans are on.

Mom, I'm watching this show.  P Kitty is biting blackie.  And they're letting me sit real close.

Oh no....  Mom goes to see what the excitement's about; though she already knows.

Yep, they're making babies.  Let's go watch the Backyardigans.

No, this is better than cartoons.

I swear if my b-i-l's cats have kittens the owner will be the first to go.